(must be over 18) Need a receptionist/Personal assistant for our successful company but must be a hit with management and clients. Must be a flirty bubbling character very open minded.
Are you prepared to do anything for progression. can you work in the nude in a naked office environment?
If your that person get in touch
One might think that this is for employment in a common-or-garden House of Ill Repute and although the syntax does seem to point that way, I'm considering whether this might be the start of a general trend towards nudism in the workplace (you can see from the staff photo on the masthead that we have an informal dress code at Earwig Towers) - or maybe one of my ex-employers is doing a recruitment drive:
I once had a job at an architect’s office, cooking lunches for a sexy beast called Ian Pollard and his staff. Ian was terribly enthusiastic about nudity at work, he had more nudie pics on the walls than you could shake a stick at, his wife and his PA wore very few clothes indeed. I think Ian felt that he himself shouldn’t be too naked at work, we frequently entertained Stalwarts of Industry and he wouldn’t have wanted them to have felt overdressed, and I reckoned the risk of injury from spitting chip fat compelled me to stay fully covered.
Mr Pollard gave up the architectry soon after I stopped working for him and followed his true vocation: getting on telly as a naked gardener, I’m wondering, if that’s him advertising for a new PA.
Update: I quite like the Sun's take on this too.