tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post1307956773746846083..comments2024-02-10T16:29:36.544-04:00Comments on earwig sandwich: Head GearLulu LaBonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-81462576552026078442010-03-31T14:12:20.311-04:002010-03-31T14:12:20.311-04:00Ange - Man with filming apparatus on his way, can ...Ange - Man with filming apparatus on his way, can you arrange for the children's heads to be partially shaved in preparation?<br /><br />Synchy - yes, you do have to choose <br /><br />Metmum, youngsters can get quite touchy feely with their <i>oeuvres</i> My sister used to like putting hers under the sofa.<br /><br />Rebecca - I've just realised that it's all because I'm Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-80643813490752404792010-03-31T11:48:32.968-04:002010-03-31T11:48:32.968-04:00Turd. Definitely. I had to comb lice out of a curl...Turd. Definitely. I had to comb lice out of a curly headed toddler his second week in pre-school. I was squeamy for 7 years after that.Radish Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534752971317927559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-20526729694588982822010-03-31T07:55:07.412-04:002010-03-31T07:55:07.412-04:00Urgh, this post made me all itchy.
I think I'...Urgh, this post made me all itchy. <br />I think I'd prefer poop. It's what I know. My daughter has diarrhoea at the moment, and of course those diapers do not catch it all...Metropolitan Mumhttp://www.metropolitanmum.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-47652118181049524622010-03-30T20:21:01.112-04:002010-03-30T20:21:01.112-04:00Do I have to choose? I'm running away now!Do I have to choose? I'm running away now!syncopated eyeballhttp://syncopatedeyeball.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-26925599129972616712010-03-30T17:06:01.597-04:002010-03-30T17:06:01.597-04:00Hmmm - It's a tough one as I am going through ...Hmmm - It's a tough one as I am going through a bit of an OVER IT stage with nits that REFUSE to give up residence. Maybe the Director could come over and sort them out - or at least make it all worthwhile by using the kids as some sort of filmed experiment. Turds, for the moment, are not something I have the displeasure of encountering... Vomit - we wont talk about as the bedrooms are on theAngehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02255310309447767848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-62609865174921272502010-03-30T16:46:43.145-04:002010-03-30T16:46:43.145-04:00Nursemyra I'd prefer to clean up turds rather...Nursemyra <i> I'd prefer to clean up turds rather than vomit. I cannot abide vomit.</i><br />we are as one on this issue - I have such a horror of vomit that I have been known to jump out of a window to escape a prospective vomiter .<br /><br /><br />Eryl - exactly - nits are nothing to the hazards of poo.<br /><br />Ms Assassin - you are indeed extremely clever to have avoided the horrors ofLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-87321581887620236962010-03-30T16:34:43.266-04:002010-03-30T16:34:43.266-04:00Mapstew - sorry, I should've put up a warning
...Mapstew - sorry, I should've put up a warning<br /><br />xl <i> A sex box that cures cancer</i><br />Praise Miss Whiplash - indeed! She'll have developed a cure for nits by the end of this week. (it might involve banishing children to the end of the garden)<br /><br /><br /><br />Sav - intrigued about Miss Daisy and rabbit pellets - please tell!<br /><br />Scribe <i>Give me poop any day!<Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-10829659112686516182010-03-30T12:10:37.285-04:002010-03-30T12:10:37.285-04:00I used to have a very large dog... but I still thi...I used to have a very large dog... but I still think I'd rather deal with the turds...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-39644625036320857852010-03-30T10:04:55.278-04:002010-03-30T10:04:55.278-04:00nits and turds between the toes... I just can'...nits and turds between the toes... I just can't decide what's worse - both make me shiver!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-90117820609280382522010-03-30T09:54:28.577-04:002010-03-30T09:54:28.577-04:00This reads a bit like JG Ballard after a happy pil...This reads a bit like JG Ballard after a happy pill. I hope you're okay. As for turds vs lice, I'd have to side with the turds, because while they may be more vile, they're much less insidious.red-handedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16484549762594608774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-1559688922563850062010-03-30T08:08:04.781-04:002010-03-30T08:08:04.781-04:00Every time I stop and think that I might actually ...Every time I stop and think that I might actually be strange due to my views on never EVER wanting to have children, I read something like this that makes me all smug and satisfied and secure that I am indeed COMPLETELY SANE. Thank you ma'am. :)<br /><br />How can I get a nickname like CAKE GIRL? And the cake that comes with it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-38058611258730639302010-03-30T06:33:09.877-04:002010-03-30T06:33:09.877-04:00Nits definitely, they don't smell, and they...Nits definitely, they don't smell, and they're not slimy, or a health hazard. Are they?Erylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008344023000459577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-16425142349014797242010-03-30T03:59:23.797-04:002010-03-30T03:59:23.797-04:00oh I'd do the nits any day of the week over tu...oh I'd do the nits any day of the week over turds. But I'd prefer to clean up turds rather than vomit. I cannot abide vomit.<br /><br />what kind of nurse am I?nursemyrahttp://nursemyra.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-1368771497579252392010-03-30T03:13:02.903-04:002010-03-30T03:13:02.903-04:00orgone accumulators: "The construction of the...orgone accumulators: "The construction of the boxes caught the attention of the press, leading to wild rumors that they were "sex boxes" that caused uncontrollable erections." wikipedia<br /><br />sounds like high times in the office, deat god, i dont know how any of you get any work done!screamishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-8677447654070698032010-03-30T02:45:44.365-04:002010-03-30T02:45:44.365-04:00Having inadvertently (of course it would be - who ...Having inadvertently (of course it would be - who would bloody choose to do it) stepped on dog poo in the middle of the night, I would rather cope with that than head lice any day,<br /><br />Despite being on Frontline (which has now been weakened due to being sold in pet shops and not just vets) the bichons caught a flea epidemic last year and I became a nervous wreck. I ended up looking throughFrench Fancy...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04941577892849157015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-46888602219191835572010-03-30T01:43:38.726-04:002010-03-30T01:43:38.726-04:00Yes, I have to agree with the others here: give me...Yes, I have to agree with the others here: give me the turd any day - a once over with a dustpan and brush and some Domestos and it's gone. (Does she really have an orgone accumulator? Does it work??)Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-7241321972464396622010-03-30T01:31:39.562-04:002010-03-30T01:31:39.562-04:00Nope. Not me. Don't do well with lice or anyth...Nope. Not me. Don't do well with lice or anything worm-like. Give me poop any day! This coming from a girl who used to cut earthworms in half and sell them as bait. When did I become such a girl!Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01914750911571382791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-84284926986686974842010-03-29T20:22:21.011-04:002010-03-29T20:22:21.011-04:00nits hands down! don't get me started on livin...nits <i>hands down!</i> don't get me started on living with <i>miss daisy and rabbit pellets</i> xoxoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-44671693095367998222010-03-29T20:19:55.540-04:002010-03-29T20:19:55.540-04:00A sex box that cures cancer! I can see no down sid...A sex box that cures cancer! I can see no down side to that. Praise Miss Whiplash!<br /><br />PS: Nits. Definitely.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-26019170591099918802010-03-29T20:00:39.487-04:002010-03-29T20:00:39.487-04:00Now I'm sorry I had that late-night bagle with...Now I'm sorry I had that late-night bagle with cheese & onion! :¬(<br /><br />xxxmapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.com