tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post4788663297527526361..comments2024-02-10T16:29:36.544-04:00Comments on earwig sandwich: A Heffalump TrapLulu LaBonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-41468769339325074122008-11-18T14:44:00.000-04:002008-11-18T14:44:00.000-04:00Bill - I don't know how to say Sky Diving in Frenc...Bill - I don't know how to say Sky Diving in French.<BR/><BR/>Joeyjojo - that's far far worse than my having to endure an hour of randy old man tedium, can't you become the worst bell ringer in the world so they sack you? Or chop a hand off?Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-76912907068170454522008-11-18T08:04:00.000-04:002008-11-18T08:04:00.000-04:00Oh yes I sympathise greatly. Back in the dim dista...Oh yes I sympathise greatly. <BR/>Back in the dim distant past when I wanted to plese my husband I said "Yes Darling, I'd love to learn bellringing with you in our local Church". It's now 5 years later & I can't get out of the weekly practice as bellringing is like 6 people playing one instrument, if I'm not there it would be like playing a saxophone with out the &JoeyJoJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05661414584993238375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-47358348483555179822008-11-17T19:27:00.000-04:002008-11-17T19:27:00.000-04:00Just talk sports - pretend you jog, do tennis, swi...Just talk sports - pretend you jog, do tennis, swim laps, sky dive - whatever- being an old guy he won't relate. Just don't mention aches and pains, you could be there a week listening to his ailment stories.willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15590217997145761582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-91372499850711141552008-11-17T15:13:00.000-04:002008-11-17T15:13:00.000-04:00DD - The lunch is at his place, I'm doomedDD - The lunch is at his place, I'm doomedLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-61016423128282675932008-11-17T14:13:00.000-04:002008-11-17T14:13:00.000-04:00Just don't get drunk and go back to his place....Just don't get drunk and go back to his place....Dumdadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00070838905120958459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-34247622436216458502008-11-17T05:24:00.000-04:002008-11-17T05:24:00.000-04:00KSV - remember that I get to be the editor here so...KSV - remember that I get to be the editor here so I'm not telling about how I ring the old ladies doorbells then run away or send unwanted pizza boys round to their houses.<BR/><BR/>Also - it's only the little fibs that bother me. I can tell great chunky whoppers without blinking<BR/><BR/>Bill - That's an idea but wouldn't the guy have to give me something with dairy products in for it to work?Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-28264767197408209712008-11-16T23:52:00.000-04:002008-11-16T23:52:00.000-04:00.... end..... end.willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15590217997145761582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-47780785439548976792008-11-16T23:51:00.000-04:002008-11-16T23:51:00.000-04:00Be lactose intolerant, meals then quickly.Be lactose intolerant, meals then quickly.willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15590217997145761582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-77776067742407356562008-11-16T20:12:00.000-04:002008-11-16T20:12:00.000-04:00I am getting the idea that you are a really nice p...I am getting the idea that you are a really nice person.Kim Velkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06729808121762572706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-87477087874013677372008-11-16T16:55:00.000-04:002008-11-16T16:55:00.000-04:00OK Girls, I'm off to polish a set of little white ...OK Girls, I'm off to polish a set of little white lies.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately FF this kind of chap is not restricted to France.Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-6882394352066254542008-11-16T16:45:00.000-04:002008-11-16T16:45:00.000-04:00I think there's an identikit local old man in ever...I think there's an identikit local old man in every town or village in France - your bloke sounds so much like some we have here - thick Breton accent we can't really understand, droning on and on. I do like prunella's suggestion though.French Fancy...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04941577892849157015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3314051138158312229.post-71949407305881130072008-11-16T16:05:00.000-04:002008-11-16T16:05:00.000-04:00That's why it helps to have a lie handy at all tim...That's why it helps to have a lie handy at all times. I usually say I'm having dental problems while holding my jaw and groaning. If the person keeps pressing for a get together date then I start groaning louder.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.com