Space Lady was wearing clothes today and an entire room had been made visible. I took a broom and swept the ceiling then we both sat down. A small beige plastic telly on a mountain of beta tapes showed a silent rerun of Heartbeat. I cleaned silver while Space Lady kept up a running commentary. The wideness of the pickle forks and the smallness of the cake forks provoked pictures in my head. The Man-in-the-cellar was out stealing wood.
Never muddle your pickle with your cake. An ancient Vermillion proverb.
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'... a mess in your mouth it will surely make' I always thought that was an ancient dermapteran proverb
DeleteOh, I would have definitely committed an etiquette faux pas and used the wrong fork!
ReplyDeleteThat's why we prefer finger food LX
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