until mid-November
to fill the void in my life I went online and arranged to look after some pigs
in Italy
over Christmas
One of them is dangerous - his food is lowered down to him in a bucket!
Open and Shut
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Please do be careful of the ill-tempered pig! Of course, there is always the option of making Prosciutto...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking along those lines too!
DeleteIT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
Be safe.
I shall of course be taking my suit of armour to Italy
Deletewho is. who's. who da boss is. you know what i mean
ReplyDeleteAlso If I add plenty of pepper to that salad I'll have auto-spiced sausage - when the time comes!
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