Monday, March 7

I've moved east


on the bus to my new home I sat across from a woman dressed up to go out; careful make-up, nicely done hair, a big shaggy zebra coat that tied at the waist. On her bare tattooed feet she wore blue carpet slippers with images of poo on them.

I couldn't stop staring at her feet, trying to read the tattooes, also the slippers-coat combo was interesting 

but mainly I was trying to de-code the poo.

I travelled east for most of the afternoon, to the far reaches of London - this new place contains a high level of sleepwear-as-daywear: fluorescent fluffy bathrobes, fun-fur pajama bottoms, slippers.

Can anyone tell me if this is a 'thing' (the poo, the sleepwear) or did I just stumble across an East London version of Zombie Day 


I have new monster cats, the lady cat sits on top of a bed-on-a-post and tries to flay me with her claws when I walk past

6 comments:

  1. I've seen many things on metro-travel, but poo slippers is not among them.(Thank god!)

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    1. watch it, I've looked it up and poo slippers are definitely a 'thing'

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  2. Are we talking Barking/Dagenham? Then yep, it's probably a thing.
    Sx

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  3. I'm totally clueless on what's trendy. Tuna might work with the new monster cats.

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    1. been warned that tummies will be upset if I waver from Whiskas

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