I was browsing and selecting a few greetings cards while the guy behind the till gave the girl stacking shelves an account of what kind of a wild party animal he is, it wasn't convincing and I zoned out until I got to the till and tried to pay for my cards, it took a while because they continued their conversation, he rang up the total and took my money without looking in my direction:
... so does she identify as gay or bi?
She says queer but she also says she doesn't actually like having sex with anyone
I haven't had sex in a million years so I think I must be asexual
me too
he handed over change, then looked at me as if to say - are you still here?
do you want a bag with that?
Pig/Pork Parallels?
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I trust we’re all familiar with the phenomenon of English names for animals
being good old Anglo-Saxon words (pig, cow, sheep) while the meat from them
is ...
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And shop owners wonder why they're losing sales to online sites! *amazing* xoxo
ReplyDeleteI know - I'm guessing they see themselves as performance artists xx
DeleteThey both qualify as tacky!
ReplyDeleteindeed! xx
DeleteI quite like being invisible. Although I might be kidding myself that I am!
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Me too! xx
Delete"I haven't had sex for a million years so I think I must be asexual."
ReplyDeleteCorrect answer: do you want a bag with *that*?
or a gag! xx
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