The Man is a little hard of hearing - I can't get him to hear me if he's more than a couple of metres away from me - unless I yoik
in other news...
I've been commissioned to make a coffin cover - it's not the traditional sort of coffin and has a very particular shape.
Today I downloaded the dimensions and started building a dummy coffin so I can construct a well fitted garment
Very handy, to be able to irritate distant neighbours. Now, what would be the best way of dealing with too-close neighbours? (shotguns are illegal in suburbia)
ReplyDeleteI think yodelling would also work in this instance Di
DeleteI was still thinking about the yoik as I read the next section and somehow missed the word "cover" so, for the life of me, I could NOT figure out how or why a coffin was going to be a "well fitted garment." xoxo
ReplyDeletewhen I wrote about that I was reminded of those ganster films where they warn people about ending up in a 'concrete overcoat' - Gulp!
DeleteYoiking?
ReplyDeletenot sure if that counts x
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