Sunday, January 29

Knitting and drugs

 

 

This morning our local church hosted the Community Keeping Active Christmas Luncheon*.   

For the luncheon I made a stack of salmon and cucumber sandwiches and carried them carefully up the steep hill to the church hall, I was a little late and the room was already buzzing with ladies in lavender twinsets arranging platters of quiche and sausage rolls. The men were all in properly smart suits with ties and Good Shoes. Here I learned quite a lot about the French and English yarn industries (genuinely fascinating) and  also more than I needed to know about badminton and exercise schedules.

After lunch  I went back down the hill, beyond my house and further on down until I arrived at the very glorious tattoo parlour where Frank, my current houseguest is working, I had been invited for a tour and was not going to turn down this educative opportunity. Frank used to be female, he has a lot of tattoos and  an impressive reputation for his work. He's not too keen on doing the sort of tattoos that people want him to do** but we all have to make a living.  Artwork was pinned up around each person's work station - someone was very keen on scenes depicting Egyptian sphinxes and Aztec gods overlooking landscapes of brightly coloured limbs climbing out of holes bearing bodily organs.

My afternoon learning was mainly about which drugs inspired what sort of artwork and also to be careful  about getting too popular for the work you do during the more transient phases of your life.

 

* I am currently living my life backwards: last week the church hosted the Community New Year Party  

**  wolves howling at psychedelic moons,  weeping faces ....

9 comments:

  1. Damn! I should have walked down the hill ...oh well, I did meet some interesting (ahem) Bristolians.
    Hope you and yours are all well and not too cold. Bro-in-law has quit London some time on K Samui! Happy New(ish) Year to you and Martin.xx

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  2. I pondered getting a tattoo yesterday. Just a bit of writing though, no wolves. But then I couldn't think of what I'd want written.
    Community groups are all about food, aren't they? Pity the poor beggars who have intolerances, allergies, or diabetes, because they have a harder time being able to join in.
    Sx

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  3. Your meeting sounded very entertaining, sweetpea! I thought about getting a tattoo, but then found out the location of the tat I was considering was referred to as a "tramp stamp," so I decided against it! xoxo

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  4. Lucky Bro in Law Di, Happy Newish year to you

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  5. Scarlet, it's tough thinking of a good thing to tattoo that you'll love for ever even when you're old and wrinkly. Some people ask for a weak ink that will fade in a good way -work well for feathers appaz

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  6. Sav, you get your lower back tattoo - I like them - and lets see if we can come up with an equally sexist term for mens tattoos

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  7. lets see if we can come up with an equally sexist term for mens tattoos
    Twat Tat? Or, Tosser Tat?
    Sx

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    1. Twat Tat sounds like something that happens when you're moving on from vajazzling

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