19th September
Bruno arrived at the front door yesterday morning, bag of beans in hand, he said that he hadn’t meant to be rude the previous day.
Then he got closer.
You know what women are like he whispered conspiratorially. But If you want to thank me, a nice kiss would do the job
What with the alcohol that had clearly been consumed and the fact that Bruno is not a friend of soap and water, he was quite ripe. I suppressed the next ten things that came to my lips, and finally came up with;
That's a lovely offer Bruno, but my husband would never allow it.
From Latin and Greek to Remedial English.
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I enjoyed John McIntyre’s April 27 post: My Facebook feed has been
cluttered this week with people posting this remark attributed to the late
Joseph Sobran...
7 hours ago
Fantastic! Well not in the sense that you were being courted by say...Sergio Castellitto, but I can see this happening in my mind...and what a moment. There should be an option to add background music...right now I'm listening to Stephane Wrembel's Nuages...and it is sublime.
ReplyDeleteThe music in the background to this scenario was more Alfred Hitchcock, I'll check out Wrembel to take the bad memory away
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