= Top job in my feed today - not sure how offensive they want but I'll give it my best shot.
I've recently been keeping company with Belcher, a fat snorey old cat who lives in Cornwall
Cornwall is a land of diverse residents. On leaving the main road to Lands End I follow signs to Gnome World then Screech Owl Sanctuary then Indian Queens, I drive on past these delights - my destination is a pretend old village built by our newly Kinged Charles III.
Belcher is not impressed by the amount I feed him and is highly suspicious of me - if he's not giving me hard stares from his food bowl he stands sentry under a plant-festooned coffee table. On the rare occasions that I do feed him, I'm rewarded by an extensive and close-up washing ritual, his plumpness makes this difficult so it takes a while.
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