I came across this in one of my old notebooks
Three women are sitting at a table under a tree outside a
café, they have tea and cakes, one of the women is asked about her new
boyfriend
So what’s this man like?
He’s the hairiest man I’ve ever seen - hairier than a monkey
hairier than Robbie Williams?
I’ve never seen Robbie Williams
He’s really hairy
Yeah hairier than that – when he was in hospital the nurse
drew back his sheets and screamed