on the neighbourhood noticeboard a heading - 'Anyone Lost Their Ham?'
- a photo of two plastic packs of ham on a pavement and a location
Responses to this included speculation that the items had dropped out of someone's 'hambag', a conspiracy theorist warned that the items might be bait for a 'hambush' and someone else reckoned that this notice should be considered 'spam'
when the world is falling apart, we make jokes about pork and then we go swimming
I drove to the coast as the sun rose this morning, past frosty fields and mist-filled valleys
the sea surface was smoking when I arrived
It was like swimming in fire
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