Tuesday, April 21

Splt tea on my keyboard


and have lost the use of some keys ncludng the one that sounds lke 'eye' - bear wth me untl eye fnd a workaround.

Drected all my fury at not beng n another country to cleanyng the ktchen floor, spendyng whole week scrubbyng, mendyng and oylyng.

Now have lovely, shyny floor and have beeen gettng chums to polysh even brghter by removng shoes and skatng around on tea towels that are left out for the purpose. My grlfrends alternate between ballet glydes, norwegan skatyng and black bottom boogys but the Man shuffles pengwynshly on a syngle cloth askng when we can just walk on the floor lyke normal people, he says am remyndng hm of an uncle who always kept the protectve plastyc on the sofa.

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  1. Eye lyke theese. Eet forces creat ness.

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  2. Ykes! Try ths:

    Alt 0105 = i
    Alt 0073 = I

    That is: Press and hold the Alt key then the four numbers on the numeric keypad.

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    1. thank you cant make that work but shall fnd a way xx

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  3. This post deserves a huge cash award and a gigantic flower horseshoe.

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    1. how dd you now that's exactly what arrived yesterday? xxx

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  4. And Eye thought yt was tough when the battery dyed...
    That ys, battery expyred, not changed yts colour. But you knew that.

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    1. computers always make lyfe myserable

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  5. i wasn't supposed to be in italy, but i seem to have been stricken by the same urge to clean/shine/polish/purge! ;0 xoxoxox (good luck with the keyboard)

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    1. Am tryyng to see bryght syde Sav xxx

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