Tuesday, March 6

before Christmas

my ears, nose and cervix were inspected in the appropriate medical establishments. Yesterday the orificial examination circuit was completed with visits to the dentist and the colonoscopist. Inside the colonoscopist's inspection chamber the kindly nurse asked me to take off my own clothing and put on some stiff navy shorts with a velcro'ed flap around the sitting area, they were labelled 'Dignity Shorts' Once again Edward Lear provides an appropriate illustration


  1. Hahaha!We have much to thank Mr Lear for.

  2. "Dignity Shorts"

    Great idea! There was no dignity involved with any of the procedures I've had!

  3. I saw those shorts on your Instagram feed.... I couldn't quite equate them with dignity... but... I suppose they are trying!


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