Tuesday, May 8

Jobs jobs jobs

The Natural History Museum is looking for a Curator of Meteorites but too late for me  to apply because I am now employed to bring Art to the Bewildered at a specialised facility on the edge of town. The Bewildered includes myself, the rest of the staff, the residents and the visitors

Despite it being in my job title,  I've stopped using the 'A' word, too many people find it frightening or annoying,  if asked what I do, I've learned to say that my job is to make life more interesting, no-one seems to be able to argue with that.

Data Privacy Rules are being updated - I'm not even allowed to write myself notes anymore let alone tell you what I'm up to, so details will be scant I'm afraid. 

Being part of a big work crew again after two years in anthropological study is delirious. My colleagues all  seem exotically fascinating - there's Big Doreen who told me off on my first day for standing on the wrong mat, and Mousey-Cat who keeps asking me really really sweetly to do 'little jobs' for her. Toya takes up all the space wherever she is, she's covered in tattoos and spends the entirety of every break in the tiny staff room having Facetime with her boyfriend or, in the event of internet breakdown, telling us all about what he-said-she-said last night and the night before, there was a brief moment when she stopped to draw breath and Helga, a young Finnish nurse leapt in to veer the conversation away

I would like one of those tattoo sleeves but for my leg - just one

me: would you call it a tattoo half-a-trouser?

elderly nurse: I don't understand, how can you have a trouser tattoo?

me: Actually it'd be more like a one-legged pair of tights - a tattoo stocking

Toya: .... he says he's taking me out for dinner tonight and I said well I'm paying and he said ...

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  1. Beware Mousey-Cat.... she might have an inner roar.
    Meanwhile, what did he say? And I'm not 100% convinced you're enjoying this new job!
    Sx

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    1. MC has sharp claws, he never says anything worth listening to. I will abandon it when I've had enough xxx

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  2. I am bewildered by any large tattoo as I think they will likely be big indistinct colored blobs in a few years.

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    1. you made me think of this artist http://www.jasonleesdesign.com/pattern-deconstruction/

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  3. This new job smacks of "patients taking over the asylum..."

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    1. I think there's a song about that ... or is it a film?

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  4. You're a brave woman, sweetpea! I don't think I have the temperament to work with a group of people anymore. I've turned into a cranky old lady! LOL xoxo

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    1. I might not have the temperament either xxxooo

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