to the Brain Surgery arrived today with scars on her arm
and I've got a bad leg, I've not been line dancing for a fortnight
what happened?
I was running down the path with cake
???
my niece visited and I forgot to give her cake - so I ran after her with it and slipped
did you land on the cake?
no but my husband was so angry with it that he swore at it and kicked it right to the end of the path
Kafka’s Genius Philosophy
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Dairy products killed my uncle. He was crawling across the highway, drunk, and was hit by a milk truck.
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Owch!
DeleteOh. But she would have needed the cake to make her feel better.
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She was still in shock about hearing her husband swear - she said she'd never heard him say that word before - didn't even realise he knew it!
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