Woman enters the room guiding an elderly lady
This is my mother - she's ninety-one
Another woman steps forward head tilted in challenge
My mother's ninety-one
When's your mother's birthday?
March
mine's in October
(sotto voce) My mother's older
Idiom Shortage.
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