when I get up this morning a cat sticks herself to my legs until I feed her then she disappears outside
the other (identical) cat is nowhere to be seen
five minutes later a cat appears asking to be fed this must be the other cat so I feed her then she goes outside and out of sight
five minutes later a cat walks in asking to be fed
it takes 6 bowls of food before I am convinced that each cat has eaten at least one bowl of food
Credential Envy
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In June 1936, when the University of Wisconsin bestowed an honorary
doctorate of letters on actress Katharine Cornell, she received a telegram
from Noël Co...
2 hours ago
Welcome to the club!Ours are not identical, but at stupid o'clock, in the dark...
ReplyDeleteI am always at stupid o'clock Di
DeleteI'm not going to let my cats read this post.
ReplyDeleteToo late I've sent them an illustrated 'how-to-fool-the-human' pamphlet for Christmas
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