I'm back in London with the bum-crayoner who has now totally associates me with the disappearance of her human slave - this cat is angry
She's not speaking to me at all but waits until I'm out of the living room then sneaks down to wipe her bottom on the white sofa, the mdf skirting boards have melted in the places she goes to urinate in rage at my presence and all this rage is fuelling a huge appetite, she's wolfing food like a ... wolf
I'm sitting in the white sofa right now, trying to avoid the cat's artwork, rain gushing down outside, writing my first proper academic essay.
In an hour my mother will be visiting
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Erasmus’ 1512 rhetoric textbook Copia lists 195 variations on the sentence
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6 hours ago
She sounds like a good prospect for the cat pheromone aroma therapy diffuser!
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