A few hours after I arranged to accompany my father on the Epic Walk, it was announced that the filming team would be flying to Sri Lanka the day after the walk takes place - when I’m not dreaming about bleeding scalps I get anxious that this walk might make my legs snap off and I won’t make it to the airport.
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30 miles!
ReplyDeleteI walked 6 today, accompanied by the Youngest on her bike. She cycles WAY too fast! :¬)
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just think of the savings by not buying footwear....
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you won't step on a snake!
ReplyDeleteSounds like your father could carry you to the airport if the need arises.
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Are they not taking you to the airport on a bier?
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ReplyDeleteMap - never walk with dogs or cyclists - they'll kill you in the end.
ReplyDeleteDeb - there will always be footwear, I shall just attach it to other parts of my body
Xl - bouncing on a snake sounds worse
Eryl and Kevin - This was a refreshing change from the willy and tits stuff I usually get.
Well it's a fair old flight to Sri Lanka....lots of time for feet up. xxxx
ReplyDeleteJoeyjojojo - If they've snapped off I can even put them in the overhead locker xxx
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