Thursday, February 17

Immaculate Conception


My posts are getting too angst-ridden, I need to lighten up and share things that I find funny about the universe

Today a young man was doing some building work, he told me a long and involved story about why he was driving a 'poxy car' rather than a van - this was the punchline;

I had to swap it with my brother because his girlfriend went and got herself pregnant

His words inspired me to look for images imagining the annunciation - I found the one above here

16 comments:

  1. That must explain why Joseph had the poxy donkey!

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  2. Yeah I wonder if many virgins think of the annunciation when they go get themselves pregnant. Those Holy spirit visits can be life changing.
    Enough of this pregnant talk - we'll be having pop stars showing up in eggs soon.

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  3. I blame the lavatory seats these days...

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  4. Of course, another possibility is that the girlfriend could be a hermaphrodite.

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  5. Here's another one for your collection

    http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=637

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  6. It's when she starts getting other women pregnant that she'll get a full centre spread in Take a Break magazine.
    Sx

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  7. Seems he believes in parthogenesis... 'went and got herself pregnant'...

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  8. You never hear the word "poxy" over here.

    That is why I have to scour the British blogs to get my fix of UK slang.

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  9. xl - Joseph's donkey might have got the pox from one of the stable hands though

    Lisleman - Don't pop stars gestate within Simon Cowell?

    Kevin - you sound experienced - have you picked up anything interesting from a lavatory seat?

    xl - more likely the girlfriend is a scapegoat.

    Nursey - that's a good one xx

    MJ - you could just come and visit to get your fix of UK slang - come for cake at our place and I'll use slightly naughty words at you

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  10. Girls are always doing that. Cheer up -- you're not pregnant!

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  11. She must be huge if he needs a van to transport her.

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  12. Clearly a diabolical plot on the girlfriend's part to get access to the brother's van. The lengths some young women will go to (about that of a turkey baster, I'd say) to get their selfish wants met!

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  13. Bugger! XL did the donkey joke. So you're left with my observation that he shouldn't need a "shaggin' wagon" if the girl is already compromised.

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  14. Women are such sneaky bitches for associating sex with reproduction. Master criminals.

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  15. The things some people will do to get a new car. I'd just ask nicely.

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  16. Mr Red - Not with child but also without van

    Eryl - I guess they fear that an ambulance might not be available when the time comes

    louciao and Glory - women and their diabolical plots - tuh!

    MIT - I wonder if that's where they plan to live.

    Mme DeF - I'd want a lot more than a van for getting pregnant

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