My posts are getting too angst-ridden, I need to lighten up and share things that I find funny about the universe
Today a young man was doing some building work, he told me a long and involved story about why he was driving a 'poxy car' rather than a van - this was the punchline;
I had to swap it with my brother because his girlfriend went and got herself pregnant
His words inspired me to look for images imagining the annunciation - I found the one above here
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That must explain why Joseph had the poxy donkey!
ReplyDeleteYeah I wonder if many virgins think of the annunciation when they go get themselves pregnant. Those Holy spirit visits can be life changing.
ReplyDeleteEnough of this pregnant talk - we'll be having pop stars showing up in eggs soon.
I blame the lavatory seats these days...
ReplyDeleteOf course, another possibility is that the girlfriend could be a hermaphrodite.
ReplyDeleteHere's another one for your collection
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=637
It's when she starts getting other women pregnant that she'll get a full centre spread in Take a Break magazine.
ReplyDeleteSx
Seems he believes in parthogenesis... 'went and got herself pregnant'...
ReplyDeleteYou never hear the word "poxy" over here.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I have to scour the British blogs to get my fix of UK slang.
xl - Joseph's donkey might have got the pox from one of the stable hands though
ReplyDeleteLisleman - Don't pop stars gestate within Simon Cowell?
Kevin - you sound experienced - have you picked up anything interesting from a lavatory seat?
xl - more likely the girlfriend is a scapegoat.
Nursey - that's a good one xx
MJ - you could just come and visit to get your fix of UK slang - come for cake at our place and I'll use slightly naughty words at you
Girls are always doing that. Cheer up -- you're not pregnant!
ReplyDeleteShe must be huge if he needs a van to transport her.
ReplyDeleteClearly a diabolical plot on the girlfriend's part to get access to the brother's van. The lengths some young women will go to (about that of a turkey baster, I'd say) to get their selfish wants met!
ReplyDeleteBugger! XL did the donkey joke. So you're left with my observation that he shouldn't need a "shaggin' wagon" if the girl is already compromised.
ReplyDeleteThe things some people will do to get a new car. I'd just ask nicely.
ReplyDeleteMr Red - Not with child but also without van
ReplyDeleteEryl - I guess they fear that an ambulance might not be available when the time comes
louciao and Glory - women and their diabolical plots - tuh!
MIT - I wonder if that's where they plan to live.
Mme DeF - I'd want a lot more than a van for getting pregnant