the patients pay their bill and hand us gift-wrapped boxes
all the boxes contain exactly the same DE-LUXE chocolate biscuit selection
there are only three of us here to eat them
it seems rude to offer them round to the waiting patients - it would be like giving them back their presents
tomorrow I must find a route home that involves more homeless people
Nondelivery
-
James McNeill Whistler to a publican: “My man, would you like to sell a
great deal more beer than you do?” “Aye, sir, that I would.” “Then don’t
sell so ...
3 hours ago
Posts
If the homeless are not interested, perhaps the hipsters at the Meat Cafe!
ReplyDeleteI gave them a job lot and they're promoting the choco-biscuit burger - it's gonna be BIG!!
Delete