Tuesday, September 15

Last night I dreamed that I roasted a chicken

Then decided

My sister would like this

so I wrapped it up still warm and greasy and put a stamp on that cost me nine pounds and went to the post office where they weighed it and said that I needed to put another ten pound stamp on

I am thinking

this chicken is getting really quite expensive 

and it was already slipping out of the paper

I don't think it arrived because she hasn't mentioned it yet

10 comments:

  1. They say our dreams allow us to go quietly and safely bonkers while we sleep. Jolly good thing, too, or the postal service would be in a mess.

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    1. Our post office wasn't very pleased by the jelly I took to post today - so yes I must remember to keep this stuff to sleeping hours xx

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  2. Now I am hungry. Please send chicken.

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  3. Send her an envelope of soup next.

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  4. It could have been worse... it could have been an ostrich.
    Sx

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    1. I don't have the stationery supplies x

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  5. i fixed red beans, rice, and grilled lamb loin chops this evening. would you like some? xoxoxo

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    1. yes please - I hope it's here by tomorrow xxx

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