Sunday, November 1

I've run out of cats

until mid-November

to fill the void in my life I went online and arranged to look after some pigs

in Italy

over Christmas

One of them is dangerous - his food is lowered down to him in a bucket!

7 comments:

  1. Please do be careful of the ill-tempered pig! Of course, there is always the option of making Prosciutto...

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    1. I was thinking along those lines too!

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  2. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!


    Oh dear.
    Be safe.

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    1. I shall of course be taking my suit of armour to Italy

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  3. Italian pigs!

    Bring lots of lettuce and tomato to show him whose boss.

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    1. who is. who's. who da boss is. you know what i mean

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    2. Also If I add plenty of pepper to that salad I'll have auto-spiced sausage - when the time comes!

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