yet another job ad where I am simply failing to meet basic requirements.
This is a shame because if I was a slobbery giant I could be in a town which boasts major attractions:
Tesco Express, fish & chips, chinese takeaway, Dominoes, Indian
restaurant, hairdressers, coffee shop and Vets are all within a 2 minute
walk.
I suspect that I was outsourcing my own eating
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Adam Dalva at Longreads: Every Sunday evening, I open the fridge, reach
into the vegetable crisper, grab a pen, screw in a needle, pinch my
stomach, and in...
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Perhaps they offer an apprenticeship program?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll apply
DeleteYou could probably learn to be slobbery, but I think you'd fall short in the giant requirement...
ReplyDeleteTrue!
DeleteA hairdressers and a Tesco Express within a two minute walk and you still wouldn't bite? You must be made of stone.
ReplyDeleteAmazing to think that I can let those temptations pass me by
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