yet another job ad where I am simply failing to meet basic requirements.
This is a shame because if I was a slobbery giant I could be in a town which boasts major attractions:
Tesco Express, fish & chips, chinese takeaway, Dominoes, Indian
restaurant, hairdressers, coffee shop and Vets are all within a 2 minute
walk.
Böögg!
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I’d almost be willing to post Claire Moses’ NY Times story (archived) just
for the bare existence of the word Böögg, but I’ll use the proposed
etymology in...
28 minutes ago
Perhaps they offer an apprenticeship program?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll apply
DeleteYou could probably learn to be slobbery, but I think you'd fall short in the giant requirement...
ReplyDeleteTrue!
DeleteA hairdressers and a Tesco Express within a two minute walk and you still wouldn't bite? You must be made of stone.
ReplyDeleteAmazing to think that I can let those temptations pass me by
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