Monday, February 23

Giant, slobbery, affectionate dog lover required!

yet another job ad where I am simply failing to meet basic requirements.

This is a shame because if I was a slobbery giant I could be in a town which boasts major attractions:

Tesco Express, fish & chips, chinese takeaway, Dominoes, Indian restaurant, hairdressers, coffee shop and Vets are all within a 2 minute walk.

6 comments:

  1. Perhaps they offer an apprenticeship program?

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  2. You could probably learn to be slobbery, but I think you'd fall short in the giant requirement...

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  3. A hairdressers and a Tesco Express within a two minute walk and you still wouldn't bite? You must be made of stone.

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    1. Amazing to think that I can let those temptations pass me by

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