I have no more cooking jobs booked in until next month so I've returned to Bristol to make myself useful and hang out with the stars.
I do have previous form as a celebrity chauffeuse so I was the natural choice to collect John Lynch from Bristol Temple Meads and deliver him for a voice recording on a film about lions. I donned my best chauffing uniform to take him to the recording studio and he did tell me loads of really good juicy celebrity gossip - but I was so star struck that I didn’t pay proper attention and now I can’t remember who is running off with who on the film sets these days.
Not content with just the one celebrity this week, I spent yesterday with JoeyJoJo, who is not only movie star glamorous but also extremely talented, she is a vestment-maker extraordinaire and definitely the person to go to if you need some new clerical outfits, Ms JJJ also makes the most glorious cushions - and if that’s not enough to impress you, I have first hand evidence that she is the best macaron-maker in the world.
We spent the day improving our porn site app for the iphone and I’m fairly sure that I convinced John to appear in some of our videos while I was driving him back to the station.