Tuesday, July 26

A naked man was in the road

two doors down from the friend I was visiting this evening

it was raining so I wondered if he was making the most of the free water but then I saw the mattress wedged half-in-half-out of the open front doorway of the house - maybe it was throwing him out for being unfaithful

he saw me looking at him and said

I forgot to put it out earlier

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  2. I was at the Botanic Garden yesterday when half a dozen Police vehicles and at least NINE plods turned up.They were looking for an elderly man in pyjamas...is this the latest meme?

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    1. I think it must be, although Bristol's had a naked jogger wibbling for years - maybe he started the trend!

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  3. At least you could tell that he didn't have a concealed weapon ... a real plus these days!

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    1. It is, but nor did he have anywhere to put the bus fare!

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