the Man started putting out food for Mrs Bird.
I was hanging out clothes this afternoon and she came hopping around near my feet - the Man said
she wants blueberries
I put some blueberries out on a plate
no you have to cut them up, she likes them quartered
I did this then turned my back to do some other chores, when I looked back at the plate the berries were so cleanly gone that I was sure that it must've been the Man eating them and pretending - like he used to do the Tooth Fairy. He came out behind me and looked at the clean plate
she likes some cheese after blueberries - shave a little Parmesan for her
It's like Santa Claus all over again
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