
Anarchy broke out among the furniture last night. Evil Chair and his cronies attacked the few remaining Good Chairs. This one has clearly had the stuffing knocked out of him and is bleeding profusely - will he survive?
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The horror ... the horror ... the horror.
ReplyDeleteBreak out the field dressings! Send a monkey up a coconut tree (you can main-line the juice as plasma substitute)
ReplyDeleteUh oh... last legs
ReplyDeleteThis poor victim is in need of upholstering and a bit of padding.
ReplyDeleteI can help; I know about these things.
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You need an upright piano in the corner to keep the furniture under control
ReplyDeletexl - we have faced the horror and it is banish-ed
ReplyDeleteMme Idlethoughts - field dressings applied
Nursey - not for all of them...
Scarlet - are you a member of the International Chair Rescue team - could you come over?
Frenchie - Great idea!