26th May
There's a farm nearby that sells milk hot off the cow’s teat - on my previous visits I'd turned up at the wrong time (too early they're still milking, too late the milk lorry has taken it all away). Today when I arrived at the dairy a woman was swabbing the floor, we chatted in French at first, then she asked where I was from and she started speaking to me in English Canadian which was nice and interesting so my return was considerably delayed - but I did have several gallons of milk with me.
When I finally got back to the house I discovered that Mme Costaud had cycled by to tell us about a bees nest up a tree in the woods that was all open at the back. I was mortified to discover that The Director had shown her my potager. Like everyone around here Mme Costaud's potager is massive and immaculate - mine is a mess, the beans especially, are weedy and smothered with aphids. The Director thinks that she gave him some advice about pruning but I suspect she was telling him to set fire to it and start again.
I returned Mme C's visit and found her dressed in her husband’s clothes picking her way through a field of tree-sized broad bean plants. M. Costaud was in the back yard, wearing a lady's veiled sun hat and chopping wood. I joined in with the bean-picking and was sent home with very large sack of beans for our household.
Homeric Hapaxes.
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Yea! Pirate Cat!
ReplyDeleteOh, fresh farm milk! I do hope that Julie, Pirate Cat, and the Camera Boys all got their share.
ReplyDeleteah - okay - try being an ignorant american figuring out what a "potager" is for the first few sentences - esp when mme costaud's is "massive and immaculate".... whew, glad it was just your garden!
ReplyDeleteechoing Deborah! Sounds hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteStef - Pirate Cat is dogging my life these days!
ReplyDeleteXL - Julie, Pirate Cat, and I are locked in battle. Camera Boys already sick of milk pudding
Deb - I love the word 'potager', potage means 'soup'
Roshni - nice that you find it funny!
Cross dressing and growing beans. Again, I really must up sticks and move to France.
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y'all are a sly lil vixen, sugar! well done!! ;) xoxox
ReplyDelete(btw, i damn near choked over scarlet's comment! hilarious, honey, absolutely hilarious.))
You crack me up. I did not get any type of garden put in due to the move and I am devestated. One of the old geezers living close by has an enormous garden. I may offer my help. Maybe I'll get some beans too...but it looks like it will be corn.
ReplyDeleteNice job drawing!
ReplyDeleteshe started speaking to me in English Canadian
ReplyDeleteEh?
I'm guessing that you're already wearing men's underwear but finding it a bit chilly Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteSav - I think we can both imagine Scarlet picking beans in her toy boy's thong
Corn's good too Alphawoman - you start digging on Old Geezer's plot and you'll be making wendy houses together before you know it.
Thank you Eric
MJ - two countries divided by a common language? - I'm always hearing about people being French Canadian - she's an English one, sounds a bit like the same language as I use - but not quite.
Charming post. Just charming. Cow now longing for a bean garden and big floppy hat.
ReplyDeleteYou have the gift of making it all so real, Ms. Lulu.
Moo!
Pruning is effing impossible. I bought a book on the subject to find that correct pruning today depended on having pruned correctly 2 years before. So yes, you should set fire to the whole lot, whatever it is.
ReplyDeleteMrs Cow - Will it be a big floppy topiary hat?
ReplyDeleteInkspot - Planning big bonfire this weekend!
Ms. Lulu: Why, how kind of you to inquire!
ReplyDeleteYes, please, a big floppy Topiary hat complete with dragonflies, trailing bean tendrils, and a small soupcon of potage in a cute French pottery bowl.
Moo!
Ms Cow - do be careful you are beginning to sound like a delicious recipe for oxtail soup
ReplyDeletewhat else would go well with oxtail soup? i'll help provide...
ReplyDeleteAre you any good at bread-making Deb?
ReplyDeleteam very good at making bread - what sort of dessert should we shall? my suggestion is something lemony after oxtail soup...
ReplyDeleteLet's each do a citrus dessert Deb - and put them both on the table...
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